<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>A Pocketful of Paranoid Delusions</title>
	<atom:link href="http://mylesfromnowhere.net/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net</link>
	<description>... Aint Going To Pay the Rent</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:41:58 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<image>
		<url>http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/6f00d28b4601b6a85ee5ae893d044fbd?s=96&#038;d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png</url>
		<title>A Pocketful of Paranoid Delusions</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net</link>
	</image>
			<item>
		<title>Our Retarded World: &#8220;Top Complaints of Expectant Mothers&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/04/29/our-retarded-world-top-complaints-of-expectant-mothers/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/04/29/our-retarded-world-top-complaints-of-expectant-mothers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Our Retarded World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories That Are 85% True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Asses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[child abuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gwenyth Paltrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jennifer anniston]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mother's Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pregnancy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smoking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vomiting]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com/2009/04/29/our-retarded-world-top-complaints-of-expectant-mothers/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In honour of Mother&#8217;s Day I surveyed 10 random pregnant women I met at the mall. Of those that did not call for security, here are the top  answers.
Morning Sickness

“When I used to wake up vomiting it was because of a 2-6 of vodka and jagermeister  that I drank, and although it was painful there [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=546&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/04/29/our-retarded-world-top-complaints-of-expectant-mothers/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vomiting-thumb1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">vomiting</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pregnantjen-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Pregnant jen</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/redapple-thumb1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">red-apple</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/indigo-imac-g3-slot-loading-thumb1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Indigo_iMac_G3_slot_loading</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gpaltrow-thumb1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">gpaltrow</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/neonatalnicoderm-thumb1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Neo Natal Nicoderm</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Give Them A Day and They’ll Want Another Frakking Hour</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/03/29/give-them-a-day-and-theyll-want-another-frakking-hour/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/03/29/give-them-a-day-and-theyll-want-another-frakking-hour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pop Cultural Refuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories That Are 85% True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cynicism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Death To the Masses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Earth Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Earth Hour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fucking Hippies Hypocrites]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paranoia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com/2009/03/29/give-them-a-day-and-theyll-want-another-frakking-hour/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On April 22nd 1970, the 100th anniversary of Vladimir Lenin, Senator Gaylord Nelson gave us the first Earth Day. It was robustly celebrated by thousands of schools by millions of people, but was promptly forgotten in a haze of polyester suits, drowned out by disco music and buried under a mountain of cocaine for the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=517&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/03/29/give-them-a-day-and-theyll-want-another-frakking-hour/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Watchmen</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/03/28/the-watchmen/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/03/28/the-watchmen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cynical Movie Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pop Cultural Refuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blue Penis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frontal Nudity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jack Van Impe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Porn for Geeks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Super Heroes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Watchmen]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com/2009/03/28/the-watchmen/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
The most male frontal nudity I have seen since any Ron Jeremy flick.
Posted in Cynical Movie Reviews, Pop Cultural Refuse Tagged: Blue Penis, Frontal Nudity, Humor, Jack Van Impe, Porn for Geeks, Super Heroes, The Watchmen      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=515&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/03/28/the-watchmen/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/drmanhattan-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">dr-manhattan</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Nation&#8217;s Homeless Report Half Smoked Cigarette Butt Shortage</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/26/nations-homeless-report-half-smoked-cigarette-butt-shortage/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/26/nations-homeless-report-half-smoked-cigarette-butt-shortage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around Town]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fake News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories That Are 85% True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Addiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Butt Smoking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Homeless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vancouver]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/nations-homeless-report-half-smoked-cigarette-butt-shortage/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CP- Vancouver- Ask Martin Gerard about his day and he will surely tear a strip off you. Is he a mutual funds manager? A laid off construction worker? A fortune 500 exec whose golden handshake was only in the low six figures? No he is a homeless man that has been on the streets of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=508&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/26/nations-homeless-report-half-smoked-cigarette-butt-shortage/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll128/mylesfromnowhere/Old-Man-and-a-Butt.gif" medium="image" />
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Mourning After</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/23/the-mourning-after/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/23/the-mourning-after/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pop Cultural Refuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories That Are 85% True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alcoholism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beer Goggles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dont Tell My Friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drunken Shennanigans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inappropiate Card]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex With Ugly People]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.net/?p=498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes our judgment is skewed by excessive alcohol consumption. There are consequences to be paid for such incidences and an Inappropriate Card is required to make the situation easier to deal with.
Posted in Pop Cultural Refuse, Stories That Are 85% True Tagged: Alcoholism, Angelina Jolie, Beer Goggles, Dont Tell My Friends, Drunken Shennanigans, Humor, Inappropiate [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=498&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/23/the-mourning-after/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll128/mylesfromnowhere/The-mourning-after.gif" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">The Mourning After</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Live Blogging the Oscars</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/23/live-blogging-the-oscars/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/23/live-blogging-the-oscars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cynical Movie Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pop Cultural Refuse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories That Are 85% True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Idiots on Parade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Live Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Masturbation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Academy Awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Oscars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/23/live-blogging-the-oscars/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[7:01pm- they started so I left the house. I refuse to watch this insipid glad handling and mutual masturbation of people that make the world generally a worse place. I am heading to the coffee shop to smoke a cigar.
7:31pm- The barristra tried to talk about who won best supporting actor so I threw my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=484&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/23/live-blogging-the-oscars/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Our Retarded World: &#8220;What Are You Using the Library for Today?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/19/our-retarded-world-what-are-you-using-the-library-for-today/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/19/our-retarded-world-what-are-you-using-the-library-for-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around Town]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fake News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories That Are 85% True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crack Heads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reading]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephen King]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Surveys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Homeless]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com/2009/02/19/our-retarded-world-what-are-you-using-the-library-for-today/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[100 people were surveyed at the downtown library this morning.
“What Are We Using the Library for Today?”

Posted in Around Town, Fake News, Stories That Are 85% True Tagged: Books, Computers, Crack Heads, Humor, Reading, Stephen King, Surveys, The Homeless      <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=482&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/19/our-retarded-world-what-are-you-using-the-library-for-today/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/open-book-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Open Book</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Our Retarded World: &#8220;Who Are You Hiding From Today?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/17/our-retarded-world-who-are-you-hiding-from-today/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/17/our-retarded-world-who-are-you-hiding-from-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around Town]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fake News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Our Retarded World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories That Are 85% True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Creepy Middle Aged Men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Suzuki]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Environmentalists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Surveys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Homeless]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Karate Kid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unbalanced Exs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wile E Coyote]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/our-retarded-world-who-are-you-hiding-from-today/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In an attempt to better understand our retarded world, I will do a regular column where I  go out to the curious corners of our society and ask a question that will give us a better understanding of how it is all going to Hell!
100 people at the Kelowna Drop-In centre were asked &#8220;Who Are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=477&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/17/our-retarded-world-who-are-you-hiding-from-today/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/crazy-ex-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Crazy Ex</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/wilee-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">WileE</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>5 Ways To Win the Heart of Your Secret Crush&#8230;That Aren&#8217;t a Serial Killer Poker Game</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/14/5-ways-to-win-the-heart-of-your-secret-crush/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/14/5-ways-to-win-the-heart-of-your-secret-crush/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 20:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Our Retarded World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Clinton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dakota Fanning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jonh Hinkley Jr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Restraining Orders]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Romance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Secret Crushes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stalking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Valentines Day]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com/2009/02/14/5-ways-to-win-the-heart-of-your-secret-crush/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It is Valentines Day and a significant portion to the population will spend it alone, but everyone loves someone- only sometimes it is a Secret Crush.
Whether it is fear, geography or restraining orders- some people just can not approach the objects of their desire. Now is the time to be proactive and make your own [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=460&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/14/5-ways-to-win-the-heart-of-your-secret-crush/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/unrequited-love-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">unrequited love</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/smugglers-fig6-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">smugglers-fig6</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/clinton-smile-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clinton smile</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dark-alley-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">dark_alley</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/dakota-fanning-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">dakota_fanning</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Praying to a God I Don&#8217;t Believe In!</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/11/praying-to-a-god-i-dont-believe-in/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/11/praying-to-a-god-i-dont-believe-in/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 01:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stories That Are 85% True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Atheism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Catholicism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christianity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Genies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vermillion Alberta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virgin Mary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whore]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/praying-to-a-god-i-dont-believe-in/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I started life like every one else, as a blank slate in awe of all that was around me. My Father was the rarely seen godhead figure and my mother was the conduit to said high power, always threatening, “You just wait until I tell your father what you did!”
I do not remember the topic [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.net&blog=2939804&post=444&subd=mylesfromnowhere&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2009/02/11/praying-to-a-god-i-dont-believe-in/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/c922cb82ef82a6e9c83df6f0d3a633b6?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href="http://www.mylesfromnowhere.net/"&#62;myles&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/gods-little-warriors-thumb.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Gods Little Warriors</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://mylesfromnowhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/virgin-mary-genie.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Virgin Mary Genie</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>