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	<title>A Pocketful of Paranoid Delusions</title>
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	<description>It Aint Just Spare Change Baby!</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Rabid Mice Re-Crash Christmas</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/11/14/the-rabid-mice-re-crash-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
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Just in time for the holiday season Oblivious Records is re releasing 1988&#8217;s most endearing Christmas album- The Rabid Mice Crash Christmas. The timeless collection of re-imagined Christmas favourites and all original tunes of dysfunctional seasonal merriment -from Edmonton&#8217;s forgotten retarded children of the 80&#8217;s Brad Ray , Myles Christiansen, and Cam Bennet-  will leave [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Campaigning For 2012</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/11/05/campaigning-for-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[John McCain]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Conceding that Obamanation is all but inevitable, John Mc Cain has begun his campaign for 2012.
&#8220;This time it will be different my fellow Republicans. I have made improvements to both my platformand my body.&#8221;
Posted in politics&#160;&#160;&#160;Tagged: 2012, Americans, funny, Humor, John McCain, Kick Ass, Republicans&#160;&#160;&#160;     ]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Porno Idea Ever?</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/10/27/worst-porno-idea-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 05:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
The Porn industry has fallen on hard times with the internet and now tries to cater to increasingly specialized fetishes.
Posted in Pop Cultural Refuse&#160;&#160;&#160;Tagged: Funny Humour, Gif, Leprosy, Porn&#160;&#160;&#160;     ]]></description>
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		<title>Dreaming of Where It Is Warm</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/10/25/dreaming-of-where-it-is-warm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nuclear Holiday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Winter has come to visit in the northern wastelands of Canada. The heater in my 50&#8217;s era house goes 24 house a day and now my electrical  bill jumps from a reasonable 35$ a month to 150$.
It can not be long before I awake to 10 cm (4 inches for my American friends) of snow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dancing</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/10/25/dancing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Posted in Around Town, Uncategorized&#160;&#160;&#160;Tagged: Dance, Gif, Idiot, Kelowna&#160;&#160;&#160;     ]]></description>
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		<title>The Frog, The Nut, The Stache, The Fool and The Fruit</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/10/24/the-frog-the-nut-the-stache-the-fool-and-the-fruit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Canadians have spoken. Unlike our poor neighbors to the south, who have been engaged in choosing a president for two years already, our  election was a mercifully short 37 days. However, instead of just two people throwing shit at each other in debates, Canadians get  to watch 5 leaders piss all over each other.
True to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Have You Had a Creepy Uncle?</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/10/21/had-you-had-a-creepy-uncle/</link>
		<comments>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/10/21/had-you-had-a-creepy-uncle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
		
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Posted in Pop Cultural Refuse&#160;&#160;&#160;Tagged: A&#38;W, Creepy Uncle, Fast Food, funny, Humor, Pervert&#160;&#160;&#160;     ]]></description>
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		<title>The Large Hardon Collider</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/09/20/the-large-hardon-collider/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will be testing my new Large Hardon Collider tonight at 9:30 pm PST.

I apologize, in advance,  if I create any mini black holes that become stable and swallow our planet, solar system, galaxy and universe.
Posted in Pop Cultural Refuse, Stories That Are 85% True&#160;&#160;&#160;Tagged: Blow up doll, End of the World, funny, Humor, Science&#160;&#160;&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Consequences: More Than Just a Hang Over</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/09/08/consequences-more-than-just-a-hang-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A burning sensation
And a terrible itch
It was all your fault
And not that nasty Witch
You have to take responsibility
Or quit if you can&#8217;t hack it
Now if you&#8217;re gonna stick it
Where the sun don&#8217;t shine
Always wear a jacket!!!
**********************************************
And here is the last of the Fonzie PSA&#8217;s


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		<title>Signs of Bulimia</title>
		<link>http://mylesfromnowhere.net/2008/09/05/signs-of-bulimia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
You are thin and beautiful
But your teeth are rotten and blue
Ex-lax isn&#8217;t a desert
And finger isn&#8217;t too
I worry about your health
But rather enjoy you in the nude
But I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s fair
That I have to pay for your food
Technorati Tags: Bulimia,Vomit Poetry,Eating Disorder,Toilet Sign
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