One Day On The Way To The Beginning of The Spanish Inquisition
AP-You would hope, in a world where Professor Dumbledore can fancy men and Magicians (like Criss Angel) are the new rock stars, that a teacher attempting to get his students attention, long enough so they stop killing each other, would become the inspiration for movie starring Hillary Swank, but no. The only thing Jim Piculas got was fired.
In America’s penis, the state of Florida (the same state that made tens of thousands of ballots disappear in 2000) Jim Piculas, a substitute teacher, has been accused of wizardry for making a toothpick dispenser disappear and reappear in class.
Jim Piculas had this to say about the accusations, ” The Supervisor of Teachers is really an ogre in human form. Fortunately, I had recently won a +3 invisibility cloak at a poker game and I was able to escape.”
The former students (those that are not pregnant) are currently auditioning washed up 90’s bands, looking for an appropriate theme song to stage protests to and organize a town forum which all parent are to attend.
Hootie and the Blowfish could not be reached for comment
The following video represents the proper way to handle suspected witches.
Goodness me!!! Sometimes I think the world is going mad… then I pause and think… and realize it’s only “certain bits” … or maybe it’s just “certain bits” that are madder than the rest? -shrugs-
Still… if you’re going to get a criminal record for something minor and petty - what a cool thing to have.
I’d love to be arrested for wizardry … but I’d be lucky to get done for a bit of jiggery pokery
Laters
M
Our teachers here in Oz get suspended for way cooler stuff, mate.
(Sorry if I break your page with my links)
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23670302-2702,00.html
http://blogs.news.com.au/images/uploads/0,,6029263,00_thumb.jpg
Bring on the “making a toothpick disappear” puns
Well, here is a follow up report regard the “Wizard” teacher.
Might not be as simple as it sounded.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/education/article511648.ece
And…the Podcast is proceding!!!